Tuesday, March 8, 2011

OO OOO that smell....

Been awhile since I posted, but I have been under the weather and not in the mood. Also for me, I have been tied up with work and none of it is anything I should post about really. Nothing bad but nothing that should make it onto a BLOG.


So review time is over. All our reviews are done and we have been working on informing folks of raises and such so it has been a happy week in that regard. We have been doing a lot of house keeping items getting ready to improve our processes and such so no one has been running slowly.

We took another trip up to the house we will be renting and took both kids to see it. Keira of course loved it and is all ready. She loved seeing horses and cows and wanted to jump right in. She saw the rooster and hen and said they were loud and didn’t like them. She wants to paint her room and be a big girl and sleep in it. Awesome! On track! The boy seemed to like it as well. We shall see.

After we viewed the house, we went to Walmart to try the new Walmart out and make sure it fit the bill. While shopping for our groceries, we went down the drink aisle. In the aisle was a gentlemen using one of the wheel carts for the handicap. Now I know some folks have it difficult to clean properly and have a hard time bathing. Apparently this gentlemen did. And wow! I swear to you I haven’t smelled anything that made me gag and throw up in my mouth in years. That smell, even when he was gone, lingered and hung around. I walked backwards past where he was hoping maybe that traveling in the opposite direction will thwart the lingering. Nope! OMG I was in a backwash of funk and it floored me. Melina was walking on looking at the ceiling lights covering her nose as he passed and left me in the wake of the drifts. I was gagging and hacking and wanted a life alert to get someone’s damn attention! HELP! I’m smoten and cant smell anymore!

I was so close to puking and to now I can think of the funky fungus odiferous melodious mess that was this man’s “eau de toilette” and I weep. Lord that was funky and strong. Putting anything George Clinton could play to shame. Lets hope we don’t cross paths again or I may actually hurl next time.

My wife has some funny stories about the folks that came to see the house and her day on Monday but I will allow her to relay that as it is first hand evidence.

Now the house was supposed to be showed on Saturday. No one came. Then on Sunday, a hoard of people came through babbling and looky looing . Nothing of fruition.

On Saturday I also took that opportunity to take little miss to the theater for her first moving. SHE LOVED IT! The experience was awesome and she had a blast. We didn’t watch the entire movie because she got bored but we got drinks and popcorn and treats and relaxed the whole time. It was a great time.

Looking to this week we plan to start more packing and fixing things and moving on! Woodstock here we come!!!!!!

XO ILY YM

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